Driver: Where you from?
Me: England. The UK.
Driver: How long you stay in Singapore?
Me: Eight years.
Driver: Ah. Do you know we call you guys “ang moh?”
Me: Yeah. Red hair right? Like Ronald McDonald.
Driver: …
Driver: You know we call you guys “ang moh” right?
Me: Yeah.
Driver: So, the Americans. They are the gwai lo. Those devils!
Me: I never knew you had classifications for yangren.
Driver: …
Driver: British are good. Because Singapore is owned by British before. So we see sooo many of you guys all the time. We get used to it lah.
Me: Yeah. True.
Driver: But the Americans. They just wanna… [blah blah blah blah]. So THEY are the gwai lo.. Those b…
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