Posted by: markashworth | March 30, 2010

Great Signs That Your Taxi Journey will be Interesting

Great Signs That Your Taxi Journey will be Interesting

– Driver repeats your destination v e r y s l o w l y with a deep level of uncertainty.

– Driver doesn’t want to take you home. He wants to take you to a party in Geylang.

– You do actually live in Geylang and the driver thinks the party is at your place.

– After a few minutes of driving, you see a sign that says ‘Changi Airport 2km’

– You get in the cab and the driver says “Ah!”

– Your driver says, ang moh ah ah, we go Clarke Quay izzit?

– Driver has an excessively good stereo system complete with amplifier and bass tubes in the back, and blasts out Hokkien top ten hits.

– Driver greets you with “Brake no work only han-brake got work OK or not?”

– The first thing the driver says is “I tell you ah! …”

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